Top 10 List

 
The Top Ten reasons why you should see BVD:

( Drum roll please )

# 10.
Only one person in the band means no on-stage fist fights.

# 9.
After he's burned out, bootleg tapes should be worth at least 25 cents each.

# 8.
No pesky NEW songs .. he couldn't remember modern lyrics if he tried.

# 7.
Setting up two guitars fools the audience into thinking he
plays far better than he actually does.

# 6.
Old guy with gray hair singing makes older people feel good about themselves.

# 5.
Old guy with gray hair singing makes younger people feel good about themselves.

# 4.
Two hour first set means you can dance to 30 songs and
still get home in plenty of time for David Letterman.

# 3.
Club can make extra dough from people making bets on
whether or not he's really singing.

# 2.
He sings the Asshole Song.

And the number one reason it makes sense to hire BVD ..

# 1.
He wears cheap cabana shirts.